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The world of Dragonball has, somewhat, reunited thousands into a central zone of balance. No other ring of information and insanity has touched this world. But, in the deep, dark depths of our minds, Dragonball sticks outside of the T.V and out of the computer. It crawls with you in your everyday life, attached to your dim eyelids. DBZ sometimes awakens into the world of reality... Translation- Some horrible, embarrasing moments occur when DBZ is the catalyst!
Our staff is obsessed, and below are the stories.
1. Well... ahem... once I was
alone in the car (bro left me there when he went into get
gas at the station) so I cranked up the volume to the
highest bit (on my cd player that is), you know some good
ole fashioned KoRn! Kick ass! So I got lost in the music
like I normally do, and when my bro came back, I was singing
the GT rap song....
2. Or is it because at school, at lunch hour, you try to
dive your face into the 'Rice' with chopsticks, but only end
up with a whole lotta rice on your clothes and everywhere
else?
3. When your all alone, do you try to ‘power up’ and
scream?
4. Is it because you go out to the forest, carve a branch
into a poll, and then yell out "POWER POLL!" in
hopes it will extend?
5. So anyways, it was my b-day, and (this was when I
actually had a g/f) and so my girlfriend went out to the
movies and has some good ole fashioned one on one time...
ahem... and then when were making out I'm like 'Yeh Bulma'...she
immediately arched her brow and said 'Who the Hell is Bulma?'
(luckily she didn't watch DBZ) So I stammered, "Ugh...
no one, that was just my sub-conscious replaying one of my
childhood cartoons (didn't say Anime cuz she wouldn't know
what the was) so she gave me an odd look and said,
"Jake are you on pot again?" So I said, "Oh
Kami... I mean God..." So I stammered once again,
"Can we talk later??"
6. Practically no one at my college has heard of it apart
from one of my good friends, Andy, who I sit next to in my
psychology classes. He's as big a nut about dragonball as me
so instead of doing work in the lessons we end up discussing
past dragonball episodes and how cool it would be if it was
real. We also locked the classroom door once so we could
pretend that we were in dragonball. I was Videl and he was
Vegeta and he kept trying to beat me up and calling me a
weakling lol. Then he changed his mind and decided to be
Gohan and started chasing me around the room and blushing every time
he bumped into me. He is pretty scary when we are off in the
world of dragonball but its nothing compared to me who
actually made an orange gi at home and goes out in it in
public round the city center.
7. Own DBZ boxers
8. the worst thing I ever did was attempt an instant
transmission a few times...err...
9. My friend was making me really angry, and instead of
throwing a punch, I tried to blast them with ki…*sigh*
10. A group of second graders were walking around in their
Halloween costumes, and the one dressing as Goku stopped
when I yelled "Goku!! Sensu Bean! *Tossing a jellybean
at him*, then he proceeded to run…must not be a big fan.
11. You know your obsessed when in every single RPG you own,
you write down, for your name, Vegeta.
12. When, on a date, your girlfriend makes you angry, so you
reply, "Shut up woman!"
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